Hashers born in 1959 - McTrash, GERBILS, SUNBEAN, DUCKHEAD   

Hare: EGO
Venue: McDermott Place, Lake Ginnandera (Sic)
Tonights run can be summed up in Two words "Another Ego Testicles fuck Up"

How does he do it? It seems his whole life is done "On the fly" bouncing from one catastrophe to the next. He turns up at 6:08 PM, just as everyone is about to call it a night and go home, garbles some rubbish about it being the "Run of the Year" and then fucks off to the nearest Asian street food vendor to pick up some leftovers for hash nosh !!!!

The runners set off on what was to have been a 14km trail. However due to EGO's lack of strict adherence to "Standard Capital markings", the majority of the running pack involuntarily shortcutted their way around trail, missed the drink stop and returned to the on in having done around 7kms.

The walkers were also treated with complete contempt by the hare and were sent off in a random direction with .7cc's of backmarking chalk and a chalk talk which would have been more intelligible if a Somalian tongue tied, hare lipped, stroke victim had delivered it.

Somehow the walkers found the drink stop, partook and found their way home. The runners came in from all points of the compass looking completely bewildered.

As the hare was MIA, the circle continued with him in the forlorn hope that he would eventually turn up to accept his punishment and deliver the nosh.

All the 1959 babies were acknowledged. RAMBO was punished for attempting to set the agenda.

All the baldies were given a glass of Mr Tuns finest. SEXCHANGE was outed for losing a turkey slap competition. QL has career aspirations of being an RSM. Her loud calling was causing people in Charnwood to flush their hooch down the toilet.

* DOUBLE FISTER was the token late comer. INFALLABLE was charged for not bringing the 14 year old.
* BABBLING was spotted in RAAF uniform conducting a "strippergram" in Kambah during the week.
* CRUNCHY CRACK – new shoes. CRASH and ANKLE BITER were outed for being twins. 
* QL and DOUBLE FISTER were confused as being the same person.
* JUST JAN aka WELL LAID from Singapore enjoyed our company (I Think)
* JR and DH2 has birthdays recently.
* No one charged INFALLABLE for his notorius Xmas run of 1999
* POP TART attempted to give away the dummy spit award but there was no one in the circle more angry than her. (and there probably never will be)
* FRB – CRASH and BURN
* BLUE HAWAII 59, TWO FATHERS 159, BLACK DOG 399,
* The Cracker of the week went to the HWODs

And remember "The truth is out there" but you won't find it in the Hash Trash!!!